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The Effects of Alcohol

Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over & over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leadingcause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead,knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe
realgode

What can happen when warnings are not followed!!!!